Sweatpant Jeans & More of SkyMall's Most WTF Fashion

Hey there, dedicated follower of fashion! Want to know where the latest trends and chicest styles are will be coming from this season? Skymall of course! We've selected 11 of the strangest style items available right now.

By Will Morley - March 28, 2013  skymall.com

No need to say “can we just hug tonight”. Wear a knee-length cat face nightshirt to bed, and he’ll just know.

Cat Eyes Shirt, $19.95-$29.95 at skymall.com

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Like staring at a cloud on a summer’s day, if you look close enough at these trompe l'oeil "jeans" a face emerges. The pockets are sorrowful eyes, the knee-rip an anguished mouth. They seem to be saying “Please kill me.”

Jeans Lounge Pants, $22.95 at skymall.com

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Baby got back! Oh, wait, baby don’t got back? Perhaps baby want back? Baby get back!

Body Contour Derriere Booster, $80 at skymall.com

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We’ve invented a companion piece to this: The strawkle. Part straw, part snorkel. It hangs from your mouth directly into your glass of booze allowing for constant liquid consumption while still leading the conga-line at the office party.

Wine Glass Necklace, $24.95 at skymall.com

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Fingerless gloves, backless dress, even assless chaps we can understand. But can’t we even have a full length turtleneck anymore? Thanks, Obama.

Halftee Turtleneck Layering Shirt, $24.95 at skymall.com

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This is the stadium hotdog of the shirt world: comprised solely of offcuts and makes us feel a bit sick.

One of a Kind Shirt, $99.99 - $229.99 at skymall.com

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There’s nothing more uncomfortable than a soggy cap.

Evaporative Cooling Hat, $24.95 at skymall.com

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So the boss has finally agreed to come over for dinner and discuss that raise, but while making the pot roast you got gravy all down your suit. Whadda ya gonna do…? Bingo!

Suit and Tie Long Sleeve Shirt, $31.95 - $41.95 at skymall.com

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This would have been the perfect way to sneak Grampa into a Hoobastank gig in 2002.

Flairhair Visor, $19.99 at skymall.com

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When a fannypack isn’t quite formal enough but you still want to rock that vest and shorts combo.

Phone Wrist Wallet, $16.98 at skymall.com

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These are just a little too ‘dog next door’ for us. We like our pups fierce.

Pugz Shoes for Dogs, $24.99 at skymall.com

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